[ and somewhere, he's aware that this is probably a dumb couple fight. ]
from: attano.corvo@cdc.org
I do use guns, bastard. Just not like you do. Pistols, by preference. But here? They're just odd. There's barely any recoil, they're so much quieter, the way you load them is different and the weight is off for the power they have. I completely over adjust and it throws off my shot.
from: attano.corvo@cdc.org
And they have that switch. The one that makes it not fire. Safety switch?
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Then all my dishes have been exceptionally well seasoned since I met you.
from: attano.corvo@cdc.org
The guns just don't suit the combat my body is made for.
from: attano.corvo@cdc.org
You asked.
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so learn a gun, bitch. it ain't hard.
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
"don't suit the combat", please.
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from: attano.corvo@cdc.org
I do use guns, bastard. Just not like you do. Pistols, by preference. But here? They're just odd. There's barely any recoil, they're so much quieter, the way you load them is different and the weight is off for the power they have. I completely over adjust and it throws off my shot.
from: attano.corvo@cdc.org
And they have that switch. The one that makes it not fire. Safety switch?
from: attano.corvo@cdc.org
I always forget it's there.
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nothing wrong with pistols! BIG GUNS, though. mmmmm. watching some mook getting splattered into smithereens??? priceless.
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
oh my god, you're fucking hopeless. yes, the safety. christ.
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
look, it's not hard. even I could teach you!
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I am aware. We do have canons where I come from.
from: attano.corvo@cdc.org
I've received instruction from Commander Shepard, but I'll probably keep to my crossbow.
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oh.
your girlfriend????
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No?
from: attano.corvo@cdc.org
Nothing of the sort.
from: attano.corvo@cdc.org
I simply assist her with training in PKN7 of course.
from: attano.corvo@cdc.org
What in the world made you think that?
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you're playing with each other's guns and shit right??????
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
that's kind of like you're dating.
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What?
No.
from: attano.corvo@cdc.org
That is nothing a like... whatever it is you think we're doing.
from: attano.corvo@cdc.org
I mean, she's a admirable woman in almost all forms, and I am sure she would make another man very happy if she were so inclined to them.
from: attano.corvo@cdc.org
But I am not that man.
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liar.
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
you wanna touch her butt.
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Why is it people always assume that?
from: attano.corvo@cdc.org
Carla and you are incorrigible.