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corvo "FUBAR" attano ([personal profile] vindictam) wrote2014-08-30 04:26 pm

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goodjob: tired . anger (mario c likes to keep it clean)

[personal profile] goodjob 2014-09-09 11:29 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org

dont try 2 bullshit me

u didnt correct me when i called u an alien

whats ur deal
goodjob: shock . tired . combo2 (to step to me)

[personal profile] goodjob 2014-09-09 11:38 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org

they dont have aliens on ur planet?


[wait no]

FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org

it means some1 from another planet sorry


FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org

which u r but ur human. theres guys here who look like talking artichokes


[Fiona never scored high for 'clarity' in English...]
goodjob: facepalm . tired . sad . facepalm . gesture (got an a from moe dee)

[personal profile] goodjob 2014-09-09 12:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's the American way.]

FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org

well u will get 2 c it soon. they r all over the place here


FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org

sorry 4 being so bitchy about it. u probably had other shit 2 deal with
goodjob: suspish (profile)

[personal profile] goodjob 2014-09-11 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org

i wasnt scared just surprised


FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org

it takes a lot more than whatever i thought u were 2 scare me


FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org

stay safe
goodjob: tired . angry (you've got guile)

[personal profile] goodjob 2014-09-13 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org

a robot


FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org

or a ghost


FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org

u know ghost is some kind of robot its in his file
goodjob: tired . angry (style profile)

[personal profile] goodjob 2014-09-14 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org

all ur file says is that ur a body guard


FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org

im a regular human if it wasnt obvious
goodjob: tired . welp . drink . prop . bar (too sweet to be sour)

[personal profile] goodjob 2014-09-14 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org

b4 i came here i cut off a dead old womans toe 2 lie 2 the government


FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org

thats not in my file


[And so Fiona attempts to advice Corvo on a subject she has already failed: don't judge a book by it's file.]
goodjob: shock . tired . combo2 (to step to me)

[personal profile] goodjob 2014-09-14 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org

thanks

and no but only because some1 beat us 2 it
goodjob: anger . sad (youve got gall)

[personal profile] goodjob 2014-09-14 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org

sort of? i mean we kept the house thats what matters


FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org

oh really? r u any good?
goodjob: drink . welp . smile . prop . bar (tammy d getting biz on the crop)

[personal profile] goodjob 2014-09-16 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org

yeah what clued u in


FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org

not much time 4 dancing when ur bodyguarding? dont u have 2 go undercover and blend in with the crowd at big parties


[Fiona may or may not be mentally writing friendfiction about this.]
goodjob: sad . confuse (got numbers beyond)

[personal profile] goodjob 2014-09-17 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org

is that why u wear the mask?
goodjob: shock . tired . combo2 (to step to me)

[personal profile] goodjob 2014-09-17 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org

oh u just got zapped here on halloween?


FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org

thats a thing on my planet where u wear scary costumes never mind


FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org

is the only kind of dancing shirtless where ur from

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