He does not, for all he does not look like much. He takes his marches well, useless with firearms, though. But he's asked me to help me make a bow instead, so at least he considers alternative. He'll be a good fighter when he's done.
from: attano.corvo@cdc.org
It is amazing he does not singe his own eyebrows off.
from: attano.corvo@cdc.org
To create fire, naturally. Does he do anything else with his magics but incinerate everything in sight?
If you ever have the misfortune of coming to Dunwall, I will recommend you as a duelist if that is your preference.
from: attano.corvo@cdc.org
Firearms are still far too new to me, let alone these.
from: attano.corvo@cdc.org
Why would I do that? And of course they do. You look out for them, you are brave and honest, to a fault perhaps but it is still true, and you help to protect and guide them in your way. I have seen you do it. Even if they do not understand you, they still care.
I am learning, and it can be. Muscle memory pulls differently. I am built to a different type of combat, as is Jasper, as are you. They never lend as well as you like to each other.
There's more power to these guns, but I am used to working in combination. Perhaps I just need to find one that fits better to it?
[ okay and maybe, maybe he's dropped his gun more times than is decent to admit out of some habit of having one hand free, for magic, or swords and went to reach for them often enough. ]
from: attano.corvo@cdc.org
No, you are resilient, and they will need that lesson for the things we have to do and how much will be lost in doing so. In a better world, we might have nothing to teach. But here? They order us to kill each other to prove loyalty, let alone the planets we must destroy.
I cannot think of a more needed lesson than endurance, than strength of will.
[ and somewhere, he's aware that this is probably a dumb couple fight. ]
from: attano.corvo@cdc.org
I do use guns, bastard. Just not like you do. Pistols, by preference. But here? They're just odd. There's barely any recoil, they're so much quieter, the way you load them is different and the weight is off for the power they have. I completely over adjust and it throws off my shot.
from: attano.corvo@cdc.org
And they have that switch. The one that makes it not fire. Safety switch?
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humiliation and suffering build character!
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
really though, you should have made him eat it.
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I do that enough to him with his training, I think he is still upset with me telling him what keelhauling is.
from: attano.corvo@cdc.org
I needed him to enchant it, unfortunately.
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training? oh, so he doesn't suck. that's good. make him suck less!
and belch more fire. haaaaaaaa.
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
enchant it for what?
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He does not, for all he does not look like much. He takes his marches well, useless with firearms, though. But he's asked me to help me make a bow instead, so at least he considers alternative. He'll be a good fighter when he's done.
from: attano.corvo@cdc.org
It is amazing he does not singe his own eyebrows off.
from: attano.corvo@cdc.org
To create fire, naturally. Does he do anything else with his magics but incinerate everything in sight?
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what? oh helllllll no! no shitty bows while i'm around, we aren't having another fuckin' hawkeye in the world!
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
idk he's your kid, not mine.
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Why not? They are a good weapon, and silent, that can be useful. Arrows can be stabbed, if they must be.
from: attano.corvo@cdc.org
... You know that he looks up to you as well, don't you? They both do.
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and guns go BANG BANG BANG. way better.
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
now you're just fucking with me. why the hell would they look up to me?
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If you ever have the misfortune of coming to Dunwall, I will recommend you as a duelist if that is your preference.
from: attano.corvo@cdc.org
Firearms are still far too new to me, let alone these.
from: attano.corvo@cdc.org
Why would I do that? And of course they do. You look out for them, you are brave and honest, to a fault perhaps but it is still true, and you help to protect and guide them in your way. I have seen you do it. Even if they do not understand you, they still care.
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yessss good. do that thing.
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
well, I can teach you too. it can't be THAT hard.
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
dude you are saying words that I don't think you understand. I am an asshole. don't need no little kids lookin' up to that!
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I am learning, and it can be. Muscle memory pulls differently. I am built to a different type of combat, as is Jasper, as are you. They never lend as well as you like to each other.
There's more power to these guns, but I am used to working in combination. Perhaps I just need to find one that fits better to it?
[ okay and maybe, maybe he's dropped his gun more times than is decent to admit out of some habit of having one hand free, for magic, or swords and went to reach for them often enough. ]
from: attano.corvo@cdc.org
No, you are resilient, and they will need that lesson for the things we have to do and how much will be lost in doing so. In a better world, we might have nothing to teach. But here? They order us to kill each other to prove loyalty, let alone the planets we must destroy.
I cannot think of a more needed lesson than endurance, than strength of will.
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adaptation is the spice of life! wait, that's variety. if you don't push yourself where you're uncomfortable, you'll never change.
look. you look way more badass with a gun. it's just a fact.
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
okay stop, stop, you're getting all sappy and feeling on me again and I don't like it.
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Then all my dishes have been exceptionally well seasoned since I met you.
from: attano.corvo@cdc.org
The guns just don't suit the combat my body is made for.
from: attano.corvo@cdc.org
You asked.
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so learn a gun, bitch. it ain't hard.
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
"don't suit the combat", please.
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from: attano.corvo@cdc.org
I do use guns, bastard. Just not like you do. Pistols, by preference. But here? They're just odd. There's barely any recoil, they're so much quieter, the way you load them is different and the weight is off for the power they have. I completely over adjust and it throws off my shot.
from: attano.corvo@cdc.org
And they have that switch. The one that makes it not fire. Safety switch?
from: attano.corvo@cdc.org
I always forget it's there.
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nothing wrong with pistols! BIG GUNS, though. mmmmm. watching some mook getting splattered into smithereens??? priceless.
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
oh my god, you're fucking hopeless. yes, the safety. christ.
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
look, it's not hard. even I could teach you!
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I am aware. We do have canons where I come from.
from: attano.corvo@cdc.org
I've received instruction from Commander Shepard, but I'll probably keep to my crossbow.
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oh.
your girlfriend????
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No?
from: attano.corvo@cdc.org
Nothing of the sort.
from: attano.corvo@cdc.org
I simply assist her with training in PKN7 of course.
from: attano.corvo@cdc.org
What in the world made you think that?
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you're playing with each other's guns and shit right??????
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
that's kind of like you're dating.
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What?
No.
from: attano.corvo@cdc.org
That is nothing a like... whatever it is you think we're doing.
from: attano.corvo@cdc.org
I mean, she's a admirable woman in almost all forms, and I am sure she would make another man very happy if she were so inclined to them.
from: attano.corvo@cdc.org
But I am not that man.
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liar.
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
you wanna touch her butt.
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Why is it people always assume that?
from: attano.corvo@cdc.org
Carla and you are incorrigible.