They're not pets, Wade. They strip the living in seconds; men, women, children. So many are sick and dead in my home that the other isles thought that blockading us was better than ever letting it spread, the entire city has been left to rot from the inside out. I have had to crawl over bodies left in the street in piles, because they cannot bury them all.
... I just prefer you to know than be mild about it and bring that down on those here out of misunderstanding. My Empress's city rots, and it is this plague's fault.
from: attano.corvo@cdc.org
Next time we need a body gone, I'll show you them then, if you like? They are very efficient for that work.
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hahaha that's a promise for suckers
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Just look after yourself.
Or at least don't vomit everywhere again.
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wow I never vomit!!!
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The scrubbing I had to give my uniform says otherwise.
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ooooh.
that's gross. :(
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You were at the time, yes.
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:( :( :(
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... It is alright, it has been covered in far worse. You were not throwing up insects for one thing.
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I would have needed you to kill me if I was.
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Sorry, it is one of the symptoms of the plague in my home. I forget others are not used to it.
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that's so heartwarming...
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It is why I ask no one to touch my rats, aside from their habit of stripping bodies in seconds, they carry the disease in their bite.
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really?
gross. lemme see your rats.
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No.
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what
why?????????
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They're not pets, Wade. They strip the living in seconds; men, women, children. So many are sick and dead in my home that the other isles thought that blockading us was better than ever letting it spread, the entire city has been left to rot from the inside out. I have had to crawl over bodies left in the street in piles, because they cannot bury them all.
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oh.
well.
thanks, satan.
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... I just prefer you to know than be mild about it and bring that down on those here out of misunderstanding. My Empress's city rots, and it is this plague's fault.
from: attano.corvo@cdc.org
Next time we need a body gone, I'll show you them then, if you like? They are very efficient for that work.
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o why are you using them again?
you know, in case they GIVE US ALL THE FUCKING PLAGUE????
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Because they leave nothing? Not hair, bones or clothes. Why worry about moving bodies when you can simply make it as if they never were?
from: attano.corvo@cdc.org
On Ajna I summoned them directly inside a Shai that was trying to bite my arm off.
from: attano.corvo@cdc.org
They ate it from the inside out, it was very effective. Aside from that and in a small controlled environment, I do not use them for that reason.
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because that isn't fun? we need blood splatters. and messes. and bodies!
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
blah blah blah, lame.
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The screams of someone being ripped to pieces by a hundred screeching creatures isn't enough?
from: attano.corvo@cdc.org
There is no pleasing you, apparently.
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i'm high-maintenance. i deserve nothing but the best!
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Sometimes the magic is too exhausting, so I leave the bodies stacked on top of the chandeliers, is that better?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
omg
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
yes. that makes me so happy. yes.
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